| #137 | Cloaca grenade | 123 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #1027 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1256 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #430 | chewing gum on a string | 14 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #500 | dense meat stack | 90 |
| #786 | disco ball | 25 |
| #814 | disco mask | 19 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #733 | eyepatch | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #893 | helmet turtle | 24 |
| #226 | hermit permit | 14 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #584 | mariachi pants | 20 |
| #609 | meat paste | 18 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #980 | meat vortex | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #804 | pasta spoon | 15 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #889 | ravioli hat | 11 |
| #975 | saucepan | 18 |
| #741 | seal-clubbing club | 26 |
| #446 | seal-skull helmet | 20 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #968 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #906 | sunken chest | 5 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #982 | turtle totem | 18 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #737 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #767 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |