| #134 | Cloaca grenade | 123 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #1028 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1255 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #431 | chewing gum on a string | 14 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #503 | dense meat stack | 90 |
| #781 | disco ball | 25 |
| #808 | disco mask | 19 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #732 | eyepatch | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #888 | helmet turtle | 24 |
| #223 | hermit permit | 14 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #583 | mariachi pants | 20 |
| #606 | meat paste | 18 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #980 | meat vortex | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #798 | pasta spoon | 15 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #884 | ravioli hat | 11 |
| #973 | saucepan | 18 |
| #736 | seal-clubbing club | 26 |
| #441 | seal-skull helmet | 20 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #961 | stolen accordion | 16 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #905 | sunken chest | 5 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #977 | turtle totem | 18 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |