| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #637 | cast | 11 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #969 | spider web | 4 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3076 | toast | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #768 | wussiness potion | 5 |