| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #724 | beer lens | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #636 | cast | 11 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #904 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1379 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #969 | spider web | 4 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3083 | toast | 2 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #769 | wussiness potion | 5 |