Loper

RankItemQuantity
#6269-ball1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#101The Ring1
#283ant rake1
#358bätzle1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#186barskin tent1
#138beer basted brat1
#241boxing glove1
#239clownskin belt1
#1224cocoa egg1
#883commemorative war stein1
#433cream pie1
#104curdflinger1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#1086eyepatch1
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#777frightful feather1
#312jack flapper1
#1828jazz soap1
#68knobby kneepads1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#118meat cowboy hat1
#600mullet wig1
#1761pail1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#446sand dollar1
#442scorpion whip1
#280sensitive poetry journal1
#1388spectral pickle1
#87sticky meat kilt1
#1027white pixel1

Wow, that's 37 items total!

what items are this player missing?