| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #194 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #179 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #428 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #883 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #375 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #8 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 23 |
| #302 | Gnollish toolbox | 13 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #14 | Spam Witch sammich | 9,377 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #14 | Tiki lighter | 19 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #154 | antique packet of ketchup | 12 |
| #492 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #222 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1216 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1034 | bottle of tequila | 5 |
| #913 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #1149 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #97 | broken skull | 441 |
| #74 | crowbarrr | 37 |
| #373 | deodorant | 5 |
| #1346 | disturbing fanfic | 10 |
| #11 | dripping meat sword | 55 |
| #36 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 600 |
| #63 | facehugging alien | 19 |
| #606 | filthy corduroys | 5 |
| 🥈 | muculent machete | 1,038 |
| #458 | reodorant | 10 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #959 | roll of toilet paper | 50 |
| #679 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #142 | stale baguette | 20 |
| #99 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 244 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #140 | stuffed angry cow | 218 |
| #101 | stuffed astral badger | 272 |
| #574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 80 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #102 | stuffed cocoabo | 264 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #104 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 265 |
| #136 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 208 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #108 | stuffed hand turkey | 240 |
| #96 | stuffed mind flayer | 278 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #111 | stuffed scary death orb | 259 |
| #111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 256 |
| #90 | stuffed snowy owl | 275 |
| #115 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 255 |
| #82 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 97 |
| #98 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 257 |
| #103 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 265 |
| #64 | stuffed zmobie | 50 |
| #8 | super-spiky hair gel | 21,714 |
| #1216 | thin black candle | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #36 | toothbrush | 58 |
| #747 | water pipe bomb | 10 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |