| #408 | CSA fire-starting kit | 1 |
| #192 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #374 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #7 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 23 |
| #302 | Gnollish toolbox | 13 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #14 | Spam Witch sammich | 9,377 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #14 | Tiki lighter | 19 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #152 | antique packet of ketchup | 12 |
| #491 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #221 | bag of GORP | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1215 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1035 | bottle of tequila | 5 |
| #915 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #1147 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #95 | broken skull | 441 |
| #73 | crowbarrr | 37 |
| #372 | deodorant | 5 |
| #1346 | disturbing fanfic | 10 |
| #11 | dripping meat sword | 55 |
| #36 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 600 |
| #63 | facehugging alien | 19 |
| #604 | filthy corduroys | 5 |
| 🥈 | muculent machete | 1,038 |
| #457 | reodorant | 10 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #958 | roll of toilet paper | 50 |
| #678 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #139 | stale baguette | 20 |
| #99 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 244 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #140 | stuffed angry cow | 218 |
| #100 | stuffed astral badger | 272 |
| #569 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 80 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #102 | stuffed cocoabo | 264 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #105 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 265 |
| #136 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 208 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #699 | stuffed gray blob | 38 |
| #108 | stuffed hand turkey | 240 |
| #94 | stuffed mind flayer | 278 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #111 | stuffed scary death orb | 259 |
| #113 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 256 |
| #90 | stuffed snowy owl | 275 |
| #117 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 255 |
| #81 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 97 |
| #98 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 257 |
| #103 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 265 |
| #64 | stuffed zmobie | 50 |
| #8 | super-spiky hair gel | 21,714 |
| #1216 | thin black candle | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #36 | toothbrush | 58 |
| #748 | water pipe bomb | 10 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |