| #67 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 1 |
| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #11 | Alewife™ Ale | 499 |
| 🥉 | Amnesiac Ale | 43 |
| 🥉 | AutumnFest ale | 12,507 |
| #41 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #6 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1,695 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #83 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| #72 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 1 |
| #102 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #10 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 1 |
| #16 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #90 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 21 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #61 | Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #373 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 21 |
| #21 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #82 | baby chest mimic | 1 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #5 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 32 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Professor Beer | 235 |
| #166 | bottle of goofballs | 125 |
| #80 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #70 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| #21 | can of Brütalbräu | 10 |
| #26 | can of Drooling Monk | 10 |
| #22 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 10 |
| 🥇 | cream stout | 10,570 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #275 | fat stacks of cash | 42 |
| #680 | grue egg | 39 |
| #48 | grue egg omelette | 70 |
| #329 | handful of confetti | 111 |
| #301 | heart of the volcano | 24 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #37 | packaged backup camera | 1 |
| #48 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #55 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #56 | peace turkey outline | 1 |
| #44 | plexiglass pants | 5 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #937 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #8 | pumpkin beer | 467 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #968 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #62 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #6 | spade necklace | 437 |
| #80 | stainless steel scarf | 23 |
| #166 | stainless steel shillelagh | 16 |
| #263 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #197 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #181 | stainless steel solitaire | 12 |
| #134 | stainless steel suspenders | 20 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #35 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |