| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #890 | 30669 scroll | 2 |
| #1083 | 33398 scroll | 2 |
| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #885 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1972 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #1117 | Angry Farmer candy | 27 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #399 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 14 |
| #291 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 21 |
| #665 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 25 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2348 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1081 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 19 |
| #236 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2546 | Yummy Tummy bean | 9 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #981 | awful poetry journal | 33 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #199 | bag of Cheat-Os | 62 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #698 | bottle of whiskey | 26 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #800 | chaos butterfly | 82 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #380 | chewing gum on a string | 22 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #963 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 8 |
| #200 | cold nuggets | 8 |
| #141 | cold powder | 6 |
| #451 | crazy little Turkish delight | 18 |
| #327 | dehydrated caviar | 11 |
| #497 | desiccated apricot | 6 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1471 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #931 | disturbing fanfic | 42 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #708 | eye of newt | 5 |
| #442 | flute of flat champagne | 11 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #734 | furry fur | 45 |
| #354 | ga-ga radio | 5 |
| #586 | giant needle | 32 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #738 | glass of goat's milk | 3 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #490 | goat beard | 7 |
| #767 | goat cheese | 2 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #757 | gob of wet hair | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #370 | grouchy restless spirit | 28 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #582 | heavy D | 52 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #471 | hermit permit | 3 |
| #353 | hill of beans | 58 |
| #197 | hot nuggets | 10 |
| #133 | hot powder | 12 |
| #259 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 21 |
| #501 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #649 | line | 28 |
| #705 | linoleum ore | 3 |
| #1192 | loose teeth | 5 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #904 | meat paste | 2 |
| #535 | meat vortex | 41 |
| #571 | original G | 58 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1069 | phonics down | 3 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #642 | plot hole | 69 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #621 | probability potion | 35 |
| #584 | procrastination potion | 45 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #749 | razor-sharp can lid | 5 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #516 | sabre teeth | 9 |
| #1065 | scroll of drastic healing | 6 |
| #479 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 6 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1010 | spider web | 3 |
| #185 | spooky nuggets | 10 |
| #195 | spooky powder | 6 |
| #351 | spray paint | 3 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #434 | stale baguette | 2 |
| #895 | star | 3 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #616 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #618 | taco shell | 5 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #833 | thin black candle | 67 |
| #1481 | tiny house | 7 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #324 | twinkly nuggets | 13 |
| #241 | twinkly powder | 20 |
| #858 | twinkly wad | 10 |
| #441 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 5 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #540 | wolf mask | 22 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #854 | wussiness potion | 3 |