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| #1030 | Angry Farmer candy | 33 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #211 | Imp Ale | 1,099 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #549 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #912 | Mad Train wine | 40 |
| #183 | Mae West | 5 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #435 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 30 |
| #782 | Ram's Face Lager | 4 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #308 | anticheese | 22 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #822 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #703 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #668 | bloody clown pants | 4 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #813 | bottle of gin | 9 |
| #1348 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #733 | bottle of tequila | 14 |
| #965 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #891 | bottle of whiskey | 12 |
| #3786 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #573 | bum cheek | 12 |
| #313 | calle de miel | 4 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1014 | chaos butterfly | 37 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #776 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 20 |
| #1074 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #788 | cranberries | 10 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #477 | dehydrated caviar | 5 |
| #453 | desiccated apricot | 8 |
| #1076 | disturbing fanfic | 26 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #309 | ducha de oro | 4 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1021 | fake hand | 15 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #487 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #106 | hot wing | 1,070 |
| #1201 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #621 | ice-cold fotie | 20 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1583 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #862 | little paper umbrella | 12 |
| #964 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #393 | many-eyed glasses | 4 |
| #370 | mariachi pants | 46 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #447 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #151 | prussian cathouse | 7 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #398 | red pixel | 20 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #13 | royal jelly taco | 500 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #430 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 5 |
| #384 | shot of orange schnapps | 7 |
| #458 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #135 | spiced rum | 8 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #713 | super-spiky hair gel | 51 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #107 | tequila sunrise | 24 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #365 | tomato | 102 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1556 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1942 | yellow snowcone | 2 |