johndollop

RankItemQuantity
#22458-ball1
#1030Angry Farmer candy33
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#211Imp Ale1,099
#127Kevlar balloon1
#549Lucky Surprise Egg4
#912Mad Train wine40
#183Mae West5
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#435Penultimate Fantasy chest30
#782Ram's Face Lager4
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#679anniversary balloon1
#308anticheese22
#1192astral mushroom1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#664balloon monkey2
#822barbed-wire fence2
#2128barrrnacle1
#788beertini1
#703big red clown nose4
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#1035bloody beer1
#668bloody clown pants4
#621bloody mary1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#813bottle of gin9
#1348bottle of rum3
#733bottle of tequila14
#965bottle of vodka4
#891bottle of whiskey12
#3786box of sunshine16
#363boxed champagne1
#1190boxed wine2
#2374brick2
#573bum cheek12
#313calle de miel4
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#545can of fake snow1
#1014chaos butterfly37
#109chocolate box1
#409chocolate spurs1
#1795clown hammer1
#290cocktail onion1
#776cocoa eggshell fragment20
#1074coconut shell3
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#788cranberries10
#32cryptic puzzle box1
#1025daisy1
#1355defective skull2
#477dehydrated caviar5
#453desiccated apricot8
#1076disturbing fanfic26
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#395double daisy1
#309ducha de oro4
#3266easter egg balloon4
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1021fake hand15
#158funky brass fez1
#487fuzzbump2
#4736fuzzy dice1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#882green balloon1
#1297green beer5
#1045heart-shaped balloon2
#106hot wing1,070
#1201ice-cold Willer8
#621ice-cold fotie20
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#1583jazz soap3
#1882joybuzzer1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#862little paper umbrella12
#964lucky rabbit's foot6
#1738magical ice cube with a fly in it2
#26magnetic field1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#393many-eyed glasses4
#370mariachi pants46
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#690mugcake1
#447ocean motion2
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#682personalized birthday cake2
#1512pet rock "Groucho" disguise2
#1713pet rock "Snooty" disguise2
#410pink pony3
#323plain brown wrapper1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#151prussian cathouse7
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#304raspberry1
#90rat head balloon1
#229red balloon1
#398red pixel20
#515redrum1
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
#368ring of adornment1
#376ring of conflict1
#861ring of half-assed regeneration2
#83rockin' wagon with a fly in it2
#856royal jelly1
#13royal jelly taco500
#1959rubber emo roe1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#430shot of grapefruit schnapps5
#384shot of orange schnapps7
#458slap and tickle2
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#135spiced rum8
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#713super-spiky hair gel51
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#107tequila sunrise24
#349tequila with training wheels1
#148thought balloon1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#365tomato102
#478tree skirt1
#247tulip2
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#728urinal cake1
#903white balloon1
#1104white lightning1
#1556whoopie cushion5
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#415wine spritzer1
#1942yellow snowcone2

Wow, that's 3,491 items total!

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