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| #1029 | Angry Farmer candy | 33 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #208 | Imp Ale | 1,099 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #548 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 4 |
| #910 | Mad Train wine | 40 |
| #180 | Mae West | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #436 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 30 |
| #779 | Ram's Face Lager | 4 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #307 | anticheese | 22 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #820 | barbed-wire fence | 2 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #701 | big red clown nose | 4 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #668 | bloody clown pants | 4 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #813 | bottle of gin | 9 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #735 | bottle of tequila | 14 |
| #967 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #891 | bottle of whiskey | 12 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #573 | bum cheek | 12 |
| #312 | calle de miel | 4 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1012 | chaos butterfly | 37 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #776 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 20 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #787 | cranberries | 10 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #477 | dehydrated caviar | 5 |
| #451 | desiccated apricot | 8 |
| #1076 | disturbing fanfic | 26 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #308 | ducha de oro | 4 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1025 | fake hand | 15 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #486 | fuzzbump | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #106 | hot wing | 1,070 |
| #1204 | ice-cold Willer | 8 |
| #619 | ice-cold fotie | 20 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #852 | little paper umbrella | 12 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #393 | many-eyed glasses | 4 |
| #370 | mariachi pants | 46 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #446 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #151 | prussian cathouse | 7 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #303 | raspberry | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #396 | red pixel | 20 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #13 | royal jelly taco | 500 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #428 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 5 |
| #383 | shot of orange schnapps | 7 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #134 | spiced rum | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #712 | super-spiky hair gel | 51 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #107 | tequila sunrise | 24 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #365 | tomato | 102 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |