| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #23 | Cloaca grenade | 876 |
| #25 | Cloaca-Cola | 1,763 |
| #9 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 383 |
| #14 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 537 |
| #15 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 567 |
| #29 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 200 |
| #15 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 393 |
| #8 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 325 |
| #13 | Dyspepsi grenade | 794 |
| #77 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,032 |
| #8 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 300 |
| #11 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 481 |
| #10 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 485 |
| #21 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 200 |
| #8 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 383 |
| #7 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 159 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #67 | M-242 | 200 |
| #6 | Meat detector | 44 |
| #17 | Mylar balloon | 51 |
| #17 | anniversary balloon | 201 |
| #90 | barbed-wire fence | 100 |
| #11 | bottlecap turtle | 89 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #967 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #103 | heart-shaped balloon | 202 |
| #18 | meat engine | 338 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #38 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 300 |
| #8 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 216 |
| #28 | tequila grenade | 384 |
| #20 | tires | 1,942 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #7 | toy mercenary | 525 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #468 | water pipe bomb | 50 |
Wow, that's 13,536 items total!
what items are this player missing?