fliptopsean

RankItemQuantity
#23Cloaca grenade876
#25Cloaca-Cola1,763
#9Cloaca-Cola c-rations383
#14Cloaca-Cola fatigues537
#15Cloaca-Cola helmet567
#29Cloaca-Cola knapsack200
#15Cloaca-Cola shield393
#8Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife325
#13Dyspepsi grenade794
#77Dyspepsi-Cola1,032
#8Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations300
#11Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues481
#10Dyspepsi-Cola helmet485
#21Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack200
#8Dyspepsi-Cola shield383
#7Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen159
#127Kevlar balloon1
#67M-242200
#6Meat detector44
#17Mylar balloon51
#17anniversary balloon201
#90barbed-wire fence100
#11bottlecap turtle89
#3274club necklace1
#967empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#3382heart necklace1
#103heart-shaped balloon202
#18meat engine338
#69mini-zeppelin1
#38molotov cocktail cocktail300
#8picture of a dead guy's girlfriend216
#28tequila grenade384
#20tires1,942
#1689toy jet pack2
#7toy mercenary525
#1525toy ray gun3
#428toy soldier4
#468water pipe bomb50

Wow, that's 13,536 items total!

what items are this player missing?