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| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #927 | Angry Farmer candy | 44 |
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| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #334 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 44 |
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| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
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| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
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| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #189 | barskin hat | 3 |
| #188 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #437 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1563 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1639 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1468 | fake hand | 4 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1683 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1965 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1610 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1479 | yellow snowcone | 8 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |