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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #926 | Angry Farmer candy | 44 |
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| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #334 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 44 |
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| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
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| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1458 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #190 | barskin hat | 3 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |