| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #837 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5,524 |
| #1334 | bag of airline peanuts | 9 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1005 | clown hammer | 19 |
| #1206 | defective skull | 5 |
| #1021 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1794 | fake hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1584 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1249 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #1228 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1228 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1403 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #1363 | roll of toilet paper | 21 |
| #1617 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 5,288 |
| #24 | white lightning | 1,779 |
| #1383 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1363 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #1210 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #1531 | yellow snowcone | 7 |
Wow, that's 12,756 items total!
what items are this player missing?