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#1141.21 jigawatts1
#72100-Watt bulb1
#6871337 7r0uZ0RZ5
#89030669 scroll2
#108233398 scroll2
#934334 scroll1
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#1617Angry Farmer candy7
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#731Brimstone Chicken Sandwich4
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#308Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm3
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#577Gnollish pie tin2
#512Hell ramen2
#1727Imp Ale4
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#945Knob Goblin love potion2
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin visor2
#280Knob stuffed shells2
#597Knoll mushroom10
#1109Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#988Mohawk wig1
#288Mountain Stream soda92
#308Orcish meat locker1
#428Valentine71
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#564a little sump'm sump'm2
#1029abominable snowcone4
#801acid-squirting flower2
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#587amulet of extreme plot significance15
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#416anti-anti-antidote2
#602anticheese5
#855arrrgyle socks1
#998asbestos ore2
#478asbestos sword1
#885asparagus knife2
#125asparagus stir-fry1
#302asshat5
#115attention spanner1
#1537awful poetry journal5
#278bätzle2
#1849baby killer bee1
#7427badass belt1
#1151bag of airline peanuts14
#1029balloon monkey1
#551bar skin13
#1592barrrnacle3
#85barskin hat8
#283baseball18
#770bat guano3
#231bat haggis1
#720bat wing6
#611batgut22
#725beer lens1
#650big red clown nose5
#1046black pixel1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#797bloody beer3
#955blue pixel13
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1170bottle of gin2
#1438bottle of rum2
#1132bottle of tequila3
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#390bowl of cottage cheese49
#952box2
#2708brick1
#646briefcase2
#963broken skull4
#956bubbly potion1
#902bugbear beanie2
#516bugbear bungguard9
#937bum cheek2
#592can of maces1
#415carob chunk cookies4
#622cast12
#727catgut2
#1612chaos butterfly2
#304chef's hat33
#602chewing gum on a string5
#824chopsticks1
#450chorizo taco6
#985chrome ore1
#680cloudy potion6
#1148cocoa eggshell fragment2
#1182coconut shell2
#683cog19
#777cold ninja mask1
#587concentrated magicalness pill1
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#235cranberries137
#706crowbarrr1
#964dark potion1
#1037dead guy's watch2
#810decorative fountain1
#475dense meat stack100
#591deodorant1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1083disco ball11
#288disco mask151
#1025disease1
#107disembodied smile6
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#395double daisy1
#772draggin' ball hat2
#782dried face1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#69eXtreme mittens99
#469empty meat tank4
#442enchanted barbell2
#652enchanted toothpick1
#969evil golden arch1
#961explosion-flavored chewing gum20
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1016eye of newt1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#987fake fake vomit23
#880fine wine1
#216flaming crutch39
#36flaming mushroom wine12
#941flaming talons1
#619flange1
#394flat dough2
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#368forest tears1
#1364furry fur2
#330fuzzbump7
#740ghuol ears5
#289ghuol egg72
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#747gnatwing1
#671gnoll lips2
#706goat beard2
#526grapefruit5
#1051green pixel3
#436guano coffee cup2
#870guitar pick1
#1691helmet turtle2
#598herbs11
#649hill of beans10
#170hot hi mein4
#828hot katana blade3
#1159hot wing4
#1290ice-cold Sir Schlitz11
#1242ice-cold Willer7
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#268jabañero pepper1
#1395joybuzzer7
#908ketchup hound1
#1295lead necklace1
#897leather mask1
#783lemon15
#700lihc eye7
#754lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum6
#453line96
#1297little paper umbrella1
#531loose teeth79
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#1004mariachi pants4
#86martini103
#1323marzipan skull1
#693meat from yesterday1
#536meat paste32
#1042meat stack1
#1087meat vortex1
#1204metallic A1
#938milky potion1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#963moxie weed1
#600mullet wig1
#858ninja hot pants1
#849orange2
#555orange-frosted astral cupcake1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#558oyster basket7
#851papaya3
#1392pasta spoon2
#842phat turquoise bead1
#368philter of phorce1
#321pie crust1
#661pile of jumping beans1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#1810pretty flower2
#385probability potion107
#342questionable taco1
#391ratgut3
#75ratini40
#1261ravioli hat3
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#796red pixel1
#551red pixel potion3
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#944ring of aggravate monster2
#938rubber emo roe27
#799ruby W4
#319rusty metal ring1
#206rusty metal shaft2
#643salamander spleen7
#1308saucepan6
#999scrumptious reagent3
#849seal tooth4
#1306seal-clubbing club4
#1321skeleton bone2
#485skewer10
#546slap and tickle1
#548small leather glove1
#522soda water1
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#1388spectral pickle1
#1063spices1
#1055spider web2
#822spiked femur1
#117spooky hi mein7
#970spooky mushroom24
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#814spooky shrunken head4
#854spooky stick4
#682spork1
#792spring8
#908sprocket4
#993squashed frog2
#113stinky hi mein7
#888stolen accordion20
#808strawberry2
#465strawberry wine1
#2260string of green beads1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#1118sunken chest2
#484super-spiky hair gel133
#593supportive bra1
#811t8r tots1
#561taco shell7
#617tassel1
#889ten-leaf clover4
#689thin black candle105
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#359tires19
#2654toast18
#538tomato39
#1300turtle totem8
#350twinkly powder6
#679uncooked chorizo1
#148unlocked meat locker1
#2411valuable trinket1
#590viking helmet10
#896vorpal blade1
#359wad of dough118
#696wad of tofu1
#975white pixel2
#640white satin pants2
#337white snake skin30
#1461whoopie cushion7
#341windchimes19
#95wooden stakes33
#406wussiness potion30
#1143yellow snowcone19
#1666yeti fur2
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 2,712 items total!

what items are this player missing?