| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #925 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1253 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #557 | anticheese | 6 |
| #801 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #424 | astral mushroom | 20 |
| #1108 | awful poetry journal | 21 |
| #82 | bätzle | 31 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1520 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #665 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #882 | bar skin | 4 |
| #675 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #645 | bat guano | 7 |
| #606 | batblade | 2 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #543 | beer lens | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #853 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #919 | disease | 2 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | gasmask | 5 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #874 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #663 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8156 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #796 | wussiness potion | 4 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |