| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #924 | 33398 scroll | 4 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #559 | anticheese | 6 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #425 | astral mushroom | 20 |
| #1108 | awful poetry journal | 21 |
| #82 | bätzle | 31 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #884 | bar skin | 4 |
| #673 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #642 | bat guano | 7 |
| #605 | batblade | 2 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #850 | big red clown nose | 2 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #916 | disease | 2 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | gasmask | 5 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #872 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #665 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #795 | wussiness potion | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |