| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #126 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 20 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1063 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1292 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #21 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 4 |
| #69 | black lotus | 2 |
| #406 | black snowcone | 8 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #951 | box of sunshine | 265 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| #1176 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #10 | cast | 10,000 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #463 | chrome ore | 10 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #45 | daisy | 900 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #215 | divine champagne flute | 51 |
| #1808 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1468 | fake hand | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | flute of flat champagne | 41,521 |
| #102 | fruit basket | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #264 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #1379 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #85 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 28 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #959 | roll of toilet paper | 50 |
| #79 | saucepan | 1,073 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #184 | stuffed alien blob | 30 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #886 | vinegar | 30 |
| #1945 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |