| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #126 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 20 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1066 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #21 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 4 |
| #69 | black lotus | 2 |
| #407 | black snowcone | 8 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #947 | box of sunshine | 265 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #10 | cast | 10,000 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #461 | chrome ore | 10 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #335 | cream pie | 2 |
| #45 | daisy | 900 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #215 | divine champagne flute | 51 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1470 | fake hand | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| 🥈 | flute of flat champagne | 41,521 |
| #102 | fruit basket | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #86 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 28 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #958 | roll of toilet paper | 50 |
| #79 | saucepan | 1,073 |
| #70 | soy cordial | 6 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #184 | stuffed alien blob | 30 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #886 | vinegar | 30 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |