Mr Squid

RankItemQuantity
#101630669 scroll1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
#1623Dyspepsi-Cola7
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#315Dyspepsi-Cola shield7
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#1393Imp Ale17
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#642Knob Goblin superseltzer2
#963Knob Goblin tongs2
#822Knob mushroom1
#724Lord of the Flies-sized fries4
#1758Mad Train wine1
#1110Meleegraâ„¢ pills1
#978Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub4
#727Mohawk wig4
#513Orcish frat-paddle3
#412Penultimate Fantasy chest36
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#773St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket6
#1921awful poetry journal1
#822barbed-wire fence2
#1017bat wing1
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#954bottle of tequila7
#528bottle of vodka22
#762bottle of whiskey20
#707boxed wine14
#893bugbear bungguard2
#937bum cheek2
#592can of maces1
#854cast4
#1705chaos butterfly1
#1063chef's hat1
#383cherry7
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#918cranberries6
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1068dense meat stack3
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#971dirty hobo gloves2
#1849disco ball1
#1533disco mask2
#819disembodied brain1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1979drywall axe1
#270dungeoneer's dungarees4
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#605enchanted bean1
#969evil golden arch1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1086eyepatch1
#811flaming crutch2
#793flaming talons2
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#149full meat tank1
#64funky brass fez8
#982ghuol ears1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1119giant needle2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#798glass of goat's milk2
#753glowing red eye6
#821goat beard1
#784gr8ps1
#307grapefruit22
#327grapes21
#549grog1
#1877helmet turtle1
#892hot katana blade2
#1287hot wing1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#184ketchup1
#560lavender polka-dot oyster egg5
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#648leather mask3
#756lemon17
#1007lihc eye1
#625lime7
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#709linoleum ore3
#1077little paper umbrella4
#1356loose teeth2
#476many-eyed glasses3
#480margarita1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#448meat from yesterday3
#855meat paste3
#662meat stack14
#758metallic A13
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#963moxie weed1
#436necklace chain3
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1206off-white polka-dot oyster egg2
#452olive14
#478orange20
#905original G8
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#267palm-frond toupee2
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1181penguin skin2
#799phonics down22
#537piercing post1
#993portable corkscrew5
#1187procrastination potion1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#796ridiculously huge sword5
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#374rubber axe2
#1003ruby W1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#855salty dog1
#1050scroll of drastic healing7
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#2957shiny ring1
#438skeleton key ring1
#1014smart skull1
#803snowboarder pants1
#996soft green echo eyedrop antidote18
#831spices6
#1055spider web2
#853stalk of asparagus1
#1112stone of eXtreme power3
#670strawberry7
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#500sucky decal3
#1106super-spiky hair gel6
#964swashbuckling pants1
#316tassel4
#1298tiny house15
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#2750toast12
#753tomato13
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#1245wolf mask1
#1180yellow paisley oyster egg2
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1181yeti fur14

Wow, that's 657 items total!

what items are this player missing?