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| #314 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 7 |
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| #962 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
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| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
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| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
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| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #469 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
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| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
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| #984 | ghuol ears | 1 |
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| #799 | glass of goat's milk | 2 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #646 | leather mask | 3 |
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| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #446 | meat from yesterday | 3 |
| #855 | meat paste | 3 |
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| #756 | metallic A | 13 |
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| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #436 | necklace chain | 3 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #450 | olive | 14 |
| #476 | orange | 20 |
| #905 | original G | 8 |
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| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1180 | penguin skin | 2 |
| #800 | phonics down | 22 |
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| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #795 | ridiculously huge sword | 5 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1051 | scroll of drastic healing | 7 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
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| #830 | spices | 6 |
| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1113 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #668 | strawberry | 7 |
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| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #1106 | super-spiky hair gel | 6 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #316 | tassel | 4 |
| #1299 | tiny house | 15 |
| #873 | titanium assault umbrella | 2 |
| #2743 | toast | 12 |
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| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1180 | yeti fur | 14 |