| #938 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 6 |
| #875 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #519 | bag of airline peanuts | 57 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #180 | cherry | 38 |
| #626 | chewing gum on a string | 4 |
| #170 | cold powder | 4 |
| #179 | cold wad | 12 |
| #716 | defective skull | 24 |
| #1179 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1334 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1388 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #163 | grog | 13 |
| #398 | hermit permit | 5 |
| #170 | hot wad | 43 |
| #1434 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 7 |
| #1368 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #922 | ice-cold fotie | 7 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #813 | joybuzzer | 31 |
| #222 | lime | 64 |
| #1082 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #899 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 18 |
| #752 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1232 | roll of toilet paper | 27 |
| #1064 | scroll of drastic healing | 6 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #91 | sleaze wad | 70 |
| #227 | spooky powder | 4 |
| #228 | spooky wad | 10 |
| #157 | stench powder | 7 |
| #171 | stench wad | 45 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #298 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #335 | twinkly nuggets | 11 |
| #413 | twinkly powder | 3 |
| #1197 | useless powder | 23 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1423 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #811 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #1311 | yellow snowcone | 12 |