Milk Duds

RankItemQuantity
#146Brimstone Chicken Sandwich80
#2254Crown of the Goblin King7
#1231Daffy Taffy15
#147Double Bacon Beelzeburger80
#913Dyspepsi-Cola50
#465Imp Ale340
#141Jumbo Dr. Lucifer85
#603Knob Goblin elite helm5
#576Knob Goblin visor5
#131Lord of the Flies-sized fries90
#217Mad Train wine505
#424Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub95
#109Mohawk wig120
#1529Mr. Mediocrebar20
#55Penultimate Fantasy chest1,060
#1021Rock Pops45
#582Spam Witch sammich30
#593Trollhouse cookies35
#1054Yummy Tummy bean150
#100abominable snowcone265
#130amulet of extreme plot significance125
#771awful poetry journal60
#3121badass belt14
#90barbed-wire fence100
#305black paisley oyster egg16
#589black pixel20
#152black polka-dot oyster egg31
#881blue pixel20
#1532bottle of goofballs15
#625bottle of whiskey35
#751broken skull10
#637bugbear bungguard5
#116bum cheek175
#535chaos butterfly225
#355cheap toaster6
#366chopsticks10
#89clockwork key15
#214cog145
#329cold ninja mask10
#245crowbarrr10
#457diamond-studded cane10
#153dirty hobo gloves185
#1215disco ball8
#1000disco mask11
#849disturbing fanfic55
#1254drywall axe5
#84evil golden arches20
#516eyepatch10
#627f3d0r45
#612flaming talons5
#41flange65
#507flaregun15
#202frigid ninja stars235
#225frozen nunchaku15
#590furry fur80
#469fuzzy dice10
#728giant discarded torn-up glove5
#474giant needle60
#94glowing red eye230
#276gnauga hide20
#550goat beard5
#258goat cheese pizza40
#529goth kid t-shirt6
#40green glowstick16
#751green pixel25
#1716grue egg14
#786hamethyst10
#398heavy D145
#129hellion cube75
#1876helmet turtle1
#325hot wing215
#64icy-hot katana25
#443infernal insoles5
#12large cocoa eggshell fragment515
#193lavender plastic oyster egg18
#850lead necklace5
#532leather mask5
#493lihc eye20
#547lihc face5
#781loose teeth30
#666lowercase N5
#1132mariachi pants2
#469meat vortex60
#154metallic A375
#298moxie weed75
#471ninja hot pants5
#165ninja mop15
#554original G65
#97oversized pizza cutter110
#647pail15
#1160pasta spoon5
#179phonics down560
#109photoprotoneutron torpedo400
#247piece of wedding cake30
#102pink glowstick16
#433plot hole205
#1148porquoise5
#993portable corkscrew5
#463pr0n legs30
#349probability potion140
#405procrastination potion105
#320prosthetic forehead5
#230puce plastic oyster egg15
#288rat appendix30
#1505ravioli hat1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#145ridiculously huge sword115
#363ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon5
#413ruby W25
#630sabre teeth5
#957saucepan19
#237scroll of drastic healing385
#810seal tooth5
#1306seal-clubbing club4
#1525shiny ring10
#514skeleton bone65
#194soft green echo eyedrop antidote825
#25souvenir ski t-shirt22
#246spices120
#259spider web220
#224spring115
#173sprocket160
#1418stolen accordion4
#268sunken chest60
#337super-spiky hair gel240
#564swashbuckling pants5
#497thin black candle235
#209tiny house1,140
#103titanium assault umbrella125
#823toast885
#283white chocolate chips40
#192white picket fence20
#561wolf mask20
#324wussiness potion45
#76yellow plastic oyster egg49

Wow, that's 13,606 items total!

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