| #1117 | Angry Farmer candy | 27 |
| #1035 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #91 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 5 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1713 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1891 | Yummy Tummy bean | 46 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #438 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #158 | chorizo taco | 35 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #84 | hot stuffing | 4 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1009 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #366 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1893 | toast | 122 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #142 | wooden figurine | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |