| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #894 | Imp Ale | 88 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1206 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #980 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #188 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #953 | box | 2 |
| #3024 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #206 | boxed wine | 156 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2092 | candy cane | 11 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1295 | defective skull | 3 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1220 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1053 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1236 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #858 | fake hand | 23 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #255 | ice-cold Willer | 213 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1510 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1716 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #619 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1513 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1128 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 15 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1683 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #1075 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1096 | spooky mushroom | 15 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #327 | stuffed can of asparagus | 15 |
| #279 | stuffed dodecapede | 15 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #118 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #308 | sucky decal | 6 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #120 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1549 | vinegar | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #648 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #791 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1304 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #160 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1275 | yellow snowcone | 13 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |