| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #892 | Imp Ale | 88 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #981 | bag of airline peanuts | 22 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #958 | box | 2 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #205 | boxed wine | 156 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #648 | briefcase | 2 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1297 | defective skull | 3 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #1054 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #1238 | fake fake vomit | 13 |
| #859 | fake hand | 23 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #255 | ice-cold Willer | 213 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1510 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1515 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1129 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 15 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #1098 | spooky mushroom | 15 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #325 | stuffed can of asparagus | 15 |
| #279 | stuffed dodecapede | 15 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #117 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #308 | sucky decal | 6 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #175 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1302 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1278 | yellow snowcone | 13 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |