| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #902 | cast | 3 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #512 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |