| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1794 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1642 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1193 | jabaƱero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #514 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |