| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #901 | cast | 3 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1194 | jabaƱero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #515 | pile of dusty animal bones | 5 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |