| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1851 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #438 | annoying pitchfork | 6 |
| #108 | astral mushroom | 160 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #800 | bag of airline peanuts | 33 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #983 | brick | 31 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #717 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #716 | defective skull | 24 |
| #1934 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #901 | encoder ring | 6 |
| #755 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 33 |
| #790 | fake fake vomit | 35 |
| #660 | fake hand | 39 |
| #982 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1121 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #277 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #619 | jazz soap | 46 |
| #755 | joybuzzer | 35 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #939 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 23 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #688 | pants of the Slug Lord | 5 |
| #754 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 26 |
| #752 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #993 | rubber emo roe | 24 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #776 | whoopie cushion | 38 |
| #732 | wind-up chattering teeth | 39 |
| #258 | worthless gewgaw | 25 |
| #248 | worthless knick-knack | 37 |
| #197 | worthless trinket | 31 |
| #872 | yellow snowcone | 34 |