BigZamboni

RankItemQuantity
#1076Baron von Ratsworth's monocle11
#1851Crown of the Goblin King10
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#265Spooky-Gro fertilizer3
#438annoying pitchfork6
#108astral mushroom160
#1174baconstone6
#3566badass belt11
#800bag of airline peanuts33
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#6256box of sunshine3
#983brick31
#261cheap toaster8
#717clown hammer35
#716defective skull24
#1934easter egg balloon11
#901encoder ring6
#755explosion-flavored chewing gum33
#790fake fake vomit35
#660fake hand39
#982fuzzy dice6
#1279giant discarded bottlecap2
#1454giant discarded plastic fork4
#1121giant pinky ring10
#277gloomy black mushroom12
#2348grue egg9
#1648hamethyst3
#619jazz soap46
#755joybuzzer35
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#939magical ice cube with a fly in it23
#589mushroom fermenting solution12
#688pants of the Slug Lord5
#754pet rock "Groucho" disguise26
#752pet rock "Snooty" disguise36
#1318pork elf goodies sack2
#942porquoise7
#993rubber emo roe24
#726spooky bicycle chain3
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#747spooky eyeliner4
#580spooky lipstick5
#776whoopie cushion38
#732wind-up chattering teeth39
#258worthless gewgaw25
#248worthless knick-knack37
#197worthless trinket31
#872yellow snowcone34

Wow, that's 953 items total!

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