| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1641 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1844 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3123 | badass belt | 14 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #543 | brine | 36 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1023 | candied yams | 8 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #678 | dill | 55 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #757 | ghost cucumber | 56 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1285 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #679 | vinegar | 55 |