| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #352 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #921 | Mad Train wine | 39 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #169 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #194 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #189 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #168 | menudo | 1 |
| #266 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |