| #39 | Batfellow comic | 5 |
| #6 | Chinese curse words | 211 |
| #4 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3,632 |
| #425 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #5 | Game Grid token | 16,000 |
| #8 | Red Fox glove | 271 |
| #15 | Swizzler | 1,647 |
| #12 | The Jokester's gun | 87 |
| #7 | The Jokester's pants | 100 |
| #10 | The Jokester's wig | 94 |
| #14 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 21 |
| #8 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 22 |
| #21 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #17 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #24 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #167 | atomic vector plotter | 25 |
| #5 | barrelhead | 132 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #150 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 25 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #9 | bottoms of the barrel | 121 |
| #655 | box of sunshine | 480 |
| #411 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #9 | cheap Chinese beer | 183 |
| #11 | chest barrel | 113 |
| #4 | chintzy seal pendant | 3,654 |
| #161 | computronic processing unit | 25 |
| 🥇 | cursed breeches | 37 |
| 🥇 | cursed cutlass | 37 |
| 🥉 | cursed eyepatch | 33 |
| #57 | cursed piece of thirteen | 21 |
| #12 | dead meat bun | 158 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #38 | foreign box | 5 |
| #12 | frozen mushroom | 2,063 |
| #11 | gloomy black mushroom | 2,039 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #4 | magical battery | 3 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #27 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #16 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #26 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #18 | onyx rook | 2 |
| #38 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #11 | replica bat-oomerang | 284 |
| #230 | rose | 2 |
| #4 | rubber gloves | 418 |
| 🥇 | sprinkles | 2,896,532 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #5 | triad summoning scroll | 1,567 |
| #655 | wad of cotton | 3 |
| #125 | white tulip | 1 |