| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #984 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1059 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1173 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #920 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #1164 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #996 | fake hand | 16 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1196 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1021 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1290 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #968 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #1175 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | red balloon | 20 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1290 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #954 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1160 | yellow snowcone | 18 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |