| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #984 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #7433 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1061 | bag of airline peanuts | 18 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1523 | brick | 11 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #1175 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #996 | defective skull | 11 |
| #923 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #1166 | fake fake vomit | 15 |
| #999 | fake hand | 16 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1198 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1022 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1292 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #970 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | red balloon | 20 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1289 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #128 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #5801 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7006 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #956 | whoopie cushion | 26 |
| #1238 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1164 | yellow snowcone | 18 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |