| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #110 | Corpse Island iced tea | 45 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #58 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 58 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #384 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 14 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #195 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #10 | brine | 652 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #55 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 111 |
| #63 | candied yams | 113 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #234 | candy stake | 21 |
| #70 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 68 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #105 | corpse on the beach | 46 |
| #108 | corpsedriver | 42 |
| #73 | corpsetini | 54 |
| #9 | dill | 1,573 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #227 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 20 |
| #171 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #942 | fruitcake | 21 |
| #14 | ghost cucumber | 1,231 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #217 | gingerbread horror | 21 |
| #18 | gloomy black mushroom | 622 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #39 | herbal stuffing | 133 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #330 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #228 | spooky eggnog | 19 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #39 | string of blue beads | 159 |
| #42 | string of green beads | 147 |
| #43 | string of red beads | 151 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #49 | tofurkey gravy | 123 |
| #52 | tofurkey leg | 121 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #105 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #14 | vinegar | 1,383 |
| #159 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |