| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #556 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 110 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #147 | Knob stuffed shells | 10 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #261 | black pixel | 100 |
| #439 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #486 | blue pixel | 100 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #88 | bowl of lucky charms | 10 |
| #629 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #793 | filthy lucre | 43 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #491 | giant moxie weed | 3 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #441 | green pixel | 100 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #896 | leather mask | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #260 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 20 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #208 | pretty bouquet | 10 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #486 | red class ring | 16 |
| #335 | red pixel | 31 |
| #193 | red pixel potion | 25 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #433 | spider web | 92 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #808 | white class ring | 4 |
| #551 | white picket fence | 4 |
| #313 | white pixel | 100 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |