| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #555 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 110 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #146 | Knob stuffed shells | 10 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #258 | black pixel | 100 |
| #433 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #483 | blue pixel | 100 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #88 | bowl of lucky charms | 10 |
| #628 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #790 | filthy lucre | 43 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #489 | giant moxie weed | 3 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #439 | green pixel | 100 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #259 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 20 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #206 | pretty bouquet | 10 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #478 | red class ring | 16 |
| #330 | red pixel | 31 |
| #190 | red pixel potion | 25 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #432 | spider web | 92 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |
| #552 | white picket fence | 4 |
| #310 | white pixel | 100 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |