| #780 | Amulet of Yendor | 18 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #435 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 5 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #25 | Mace of the Tortoise | 19 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #345 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 52 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #157 | awful poetry journal | 1,259 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #663 | bag of airline peanuts | 43 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1334 | brick | 16 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #704 | clown hammer | 36 |
| #365 | cold ninja mask | 8 |
| #947 | dill | 25 |
| #1357 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #1087 | encoder ring | 2 |
| #652 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 41 |
| #1520 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #999 | fake hand | 16 |
| #938 | frigid ninja stars | 4 |
| #1265 | ghost cucumber | 15 |
| #231 | goat cheese pizza | 47 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #191 | hippopotamus skin | 10 |
| #211 | icy-hot katana | 3 |
| #643 | jazz soap | 43 |
| #698 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #1032 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 18 |
| #142 | mushroom pizza | 15 |
| #689 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #535 | penguin skin | 74 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #810 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 23 |
| #629 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 46 |
| #380 | plain pizza | 2 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #98 | procrastination potion | 1,217 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #137 | ring of fire resistance | 4 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #138 | sausage pizza | 19 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1119 | sunken chest | 2 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1395 | toast | 298 |
| #1205 | turtle totem | 10 |
| #1019 | vinegar | 20 |
| #842 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 38 |
| #837 | x-ray specs | 15 |
| #134 | yak skin | 10 |
| #726 | yellow snowcone | 44 |
| #480 | yeti fur | 217 |