| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #454 | CRIMBCO mug | 26 |
| #708 | CRIMBCO scrip | 180 |
| #298 | CRIMBCO wine | 25 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #802 | Crimbo candied pecan | 10 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #899 | M-242 | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #28 | arse-a'fire elixir | 10 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #729 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #347 | bone chips | 43 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1399 | box of sunshine | 130 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #164 | cold hi mein | 3 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #53 | cosmic lemonade | 3 |
| #494 | crazy little Turkish delight | 14 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #672 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #298 | flange | 9 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #170 | hot hi mein | 4 |
| #656 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #91 | lotion of coldness | 13 |
| #87 | lotion of hotness | 15 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #168 | lotion of spookiness | 3 |
| #140 | lotion of stench | 4 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #92 | powdered toad horn | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #880 | snake | 3 |
| #842 | sparkler | 4 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #425 | spring | 49 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1092 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #463 | sub-molecular interocitor | 6 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #821 | tooth | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |