| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #396 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 17 |
| #633 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 6 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #667 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 7 |
| #267 | Knob mushroom | 36 |
| #106 | Knoll mushroom | 128 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #99 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 435 |
| #525 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 61 |
| #1923 | Yummy Tummy bean | 43 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #673 | barbed-wire fence | 4 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #382 | bat wing | 32 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #515 | bottle of gin | 27 |
| #958 | bottle of rum | 14 |
| #535 | bottle of tequila | 32 |
| #763 | bottle of vodka | 9 |
| #378 | bottle of whiskey | 95 |
| #467 | boxed wine | 38 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #291 | cherry | 12 |
| #150 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 603 |
| #433 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #110 | cold nuggets | 32 |
| #313 | cool mushroom | 8 |
| #672 | disembodied brain | 2 |
| #671 | dry noodles | 34 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #709 | giant needle | 19 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #314 | glowing red eye | 55 |
| #237 | hellion cube | 33 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #272 | lime | 44 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #457 | penguin skin | 107 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #263 | phonics down | 326 |
| #166 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 224 |
| #615 | plot hole | 80 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #285 | rat appendix | 31 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #516 | scroll of drastic healing | 100 |
| #999 | scrumptious reagent | 3 |
| #155 | skeleton key | 63 |
| #569 | smart skull | 13 |
| #505 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 200 |
| #493 | spices | 33 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #750 | spooky stuffing | 7 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #279 | tiny house | 790 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #283 | titanium assault umbrella | 38 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #401 | twinkly wad | 271 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #936 | yeti fur | 35 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |