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| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #131 | Hatorade | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #914 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 2 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
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| #1027 | Spam Witch sammich | 2 |
| #1713 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3 |
| #1217 | Trollhouse cookies | 2 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
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| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1053 | cog | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #573 | empty meat tank | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #963 | heavy D | 6 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #441 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #579 | many-eyed glasses | 2 |
| #764 | meat paste | 8 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #610 | miner's helmet | 2 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1085 | original G | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #974 | penguin skin | 7 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1101 | phonics down | 2 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1091 | plot hole | 6 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #996 | probability potion | 4 |
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| #734 | rat appendix | 2 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #874 | razor-sharp can lid | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #840 | ruby W | 3 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #1140 | scroll of drastic healing | 4 |
| #909 | seal tooth | 3 |
| #1488 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1225 | skeleton bone | 4 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #335 | snorkel | 2 |
| #1250 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 3 |
| #798 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #444 | spray paint | 1 |
| #899 | spring | 4 |
| #878 | sprocket | 5 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #769 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1446 | thin black candle | 4 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1310 | tiny house | 14 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #986 | wolf mask | 3 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |