Imb4ack

RankItemQuantity
#12425-meat staff1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#844Double Bacon Beelzeburger2
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#119Familiar-Groâ„¢ Terrarium1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#131Hatorade1
#1867Imp Ale1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#914Knob Goblin scimitar2
#963Knob Goblin tongs2
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#264Meat detector2
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#528Newbiesportâ„¢ tent1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#2522Rock Pops2
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1027Spam Witch sammich2
#1713Tasty Fun Good rice candy3
#1217Trollhouse cookies2
#116alpha-mail pants1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#106automatic catapult1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#7427badass belt1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#172beer cartilage1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
🥈blue ribbon1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#1329bottle of gin1
#4254bottle of goofballs2
#1584bottle of rum1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#873casino pass1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#254cheap wind-up clock1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#1228cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1053cog2
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#706crowbarrr1
#1717disturbing fanfic2
#1140dry noodles1
#1281dwarf bread1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#573empty meat tank2
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#1016eye of newt1
#1086eyepatch1
#412fermenting powder1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#99football helmet1
#1456furry fur1
#427furry pants1
#604fuzzbump1
#953glowing red eye2
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#5338grue egg1
#870guitar pick1
#655hair spray1
#963heavy D6
#454heavy metal sonata1
#861hellion cube1
#1877helmet turtle1
#605hermit permit1
#428hippopotamus skin1
#441hypodermic needle3
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#1124lead necklace2
#206lead yo-yo1
#930long skinny balloon1
#377los chinos1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#387magnifying glass1
#677maiden wig1
#579many-eyed glasses2
#764meat paste8
#335meatcar model1
#610miner's helmet2
#785miner's pants1
#364moonglasses1
#963moxie weed1
#1085original G2
#1890oyster basket1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#80paper-plate-mail pants1
#1565pasta spoon1
#974penguin skin7
#100pentacorn hat1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#1101phonics down2
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#726pirate pelvis1
#1091plot hole6
#1433portable corkscrew1
#996probability potion4
#1051procrastination potion3
#734rat appendix2
#1506ravioli hat1
#874razor-sharp can lid2
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#840ruby W3
#324rusty metal shaft1
#96sack of doorknobs1
#734salty dog2
#1140scroll of drastic healing4
#909seal tooth3
#1488seal-clubbing club2
#412shock collar1
#1225skeleton bone4
#788skewer1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#244slingshot1
#1014smart skull1
#335snorkel2
#1250soft green echo eyedrop antidote3
#798sonar-in-a-biscuit1
#1063spices1
#822spiked femur1
#682spork1
#444spray paint1
#899spring4
#878sprocket5
#853stalk of asparagus1
#716strongness elixir1
#185studded leather boxer shorts1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#595sucky decal2
#175suede shortsword1
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#769swashbuckling pants2
#525sweet ninja sword1
#1446thin black candle4
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1310tiny house14
#694tiny shaker of salt3
#1136tomato1
#93troutpiece1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#110union scalemail pants1
#896vorpal blade1
#986wolf mask3
#102wooden salad bowl1
#811wooden stakes1
#355yak skin1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#1736yeti fur1

Wow, that's 271 items total!

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