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| #896 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1168 | 8-ball | 9 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #406 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 5 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #265 | Crimboween memo | 32 |
| #981 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #868 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 16 |
| #1277 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 30 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1334 | Rock Pops | 28 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #68 | WA | 11 |
| #1726 | Yummy Tummy bean | 60 |
| #750 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1976 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #868 | candy cane | 41 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #768 | evil golden arch | 3 |
| #785 | flaregun | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #431 | green beer | 30 |
| #926 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #770 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #282 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #832 | mafia aria | 19 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #633 | ring of aggravate monster | 6 |
| #231 | ring of conflict | 2 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #811 | skeleton key | 2 |
| #437 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #120 | squashed frog | 200 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4828 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6384 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3415 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3352 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4875 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6144 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3329 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #292 | wang | 7 |
| #172 | yellow glowstick | 8 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |