| 🥈 | Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia violin case | 1 |
| #4 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10,050 |
| 🥉 | Mr. Exploiter | 3 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| 🥈 | hemp backpack | 1 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| 🥉 | valuable trinket | 217,288 |