| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #285 | Jarlsberg's earring | 5 |
| #2086 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #728 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #225 | black striped oyster egg | 21 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1296 | brine | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #261 | cocoa egg | 49 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #94 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #1458 | ghost cucumber | 8 |
| #383 | giant discarded plastic fork | 26 |
| #1184 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #545 | irate sombrero | 2 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #66 | pointy mushroom wine | 4 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #347 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #153 | puce striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #680 | shingle | 2 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #762 | string of blue beads | 16 |
| #551 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1551 | vinegar | 2 |
| #278 | walrus-tusk earring | 4 |