Omegabob

RankItemQuantity
#12425-meat staff1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#507-inch discus1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#11Crimbo sword1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#126Frostâ„¢ brand sword1
#84Frosty's arm1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#54Kentucky-fried meat staff1
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#103Mer-kin digpick1
#185Mer-kin hookspear1
#108Mer-kin roundshield1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#29PVC staff1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#10Underworld flail1
#12Underworld truncheon1
#134X-37 gun1
#187Zombo's shield1
#104Zombo's shoulder blade1
#252ancient stone fist1
#232ancient stone head1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#105balloon shield1
#312balloon sword1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#122bar whip1
#73barskin buckler1
#112basic meat crossbow1
#114basic meat staff1
#144basic meat sword1
#77bat whip1
#784batblade1
#227battered hubcap1
#210big stick1
#76big stirring stick1
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#37bounty-hunting rifle1
#141bow staff1
#230box turtle1
#66boxing glove on a spring1
#92brand new key1
#49brass dorsal fin1
#624broken sword1
#96bubble bauble bow1
#66bubblewrap crossbow1
#55bubblewrap staff1
#98bubblewrap sword1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#108buffalo blade1
#98can cannon1
#592can of maces1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#56cardboard crossbow1
#330cardboard katana1
#57cardboard staff1
#95cardboard sword1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#77carob cannon1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#109catskin buckler1
#116chisel1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#68clockwork crossbow1
#46clockwork staff1
#70clockwork sword1
#1795clown hammer1
#115clown whip1
#111clownskin buckler1
#119club of the five seasons1
#597coffin lid1
#864cool whip1
#362costume sword1
#706crowbarrr1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#115cyber-mattock1
#27decaying wooden oar1
#93demon buckler1
#97demon whip1
#375denim axe1
#49dense meat crossbow1
#63dense meat staff1
#84dense meat sword1
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#15diabolical crossbow1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#344dishrag1
#374dreadlock whip1
#79dripping meat crossbow1
#76dripping meat staff1
#100dripping meat sword1
#1979drywall axe1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#80duct tape buckler1
#232duct tape sword1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#35eelskin shield1
#193elven whittling knife1
#529fire poi1
#92fish scimitar1
#80fish stick1
#498flamin' bindle1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#63flypaper staff1
#460freezin' bindle1
#256frigid hankyū1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#98frozen seal spine1
#387giant cactus quill1
#78giant cheesestick1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#28giant fishhook1
#564giant foam finger1
#1255giant needle1
#72glistening staff1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#159goblin hunting spear1
#80goulauncher1
#223grass blade1
#428grassy cutlass1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#122grease gun1
#5grisly shield1
#150haiku katana1
#88hairy staff1
#374halfberd1
#647happiness1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#134hippo skin buckler1
#161hippo whip1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#62hot cross bow1
#62ice sickle1
#426icy-hot katana1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#74infernal toilet brush1
#506keg shield1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#267lawn dart1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#836live wire1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#425lupine sword1
#62mannequin leg1
#34meat shield1
#132meatspout staff1
#152muculent machete1
#628ninja mop1
#24non-stick pugil stick1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#146octopus's spade1
#120office-supply crossbow1
#255old school flying disc1
#618oversized pipe1
#129padded tortoise1
#56painted shield1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#213palm-frond whip1
#363parasitic claw1
#663peanut brittle shield1
#147penguin skin buckler1
#192penguin whip1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#15pernicious cudgel1
#104pestoblade1
#82pilgrim shield1
#592pitchfork1
#68pixel boomerang1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#450pointed stick1
#1087poison pen1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1184pool cue1
#143potato pistol1
#74poutine pole1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#77projectile icemaker1
#279pygmy spear1
#96rainbow crossbow1
#557ram stick1
#123ram-battering staff1
#127ratarang1
#75rattail whip1
#72repeating crossbow1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#558rubber axe1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#230rusty piece of rebar1
#120rusty speargun1
#884sabre teeth1
#39savory crossbow1
#41savory staff1
#57savory sword1
#1031sawblade shield1
#442scorpion whip1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#68sebaceous shield1
#399serpentine sword1
#179sewer turtle1
#90shuddersword1
#100six-rainbow shield1
#96skate blade1
#54skate board1
#1414skeleton bone1
#511sleazy bindle1
#92slightly peevedbow1
#57smoldering staff1
#349snake shield1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#36soup-chucks1
#72soylent staff1
🥈speed limit shield1
#822spiked femur1
#63spiky turtle shield1
#53spongy shield1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#554spooky bindle1
#278spooky staff1
#1219spooky stick1
#69squeaky staff1
#150star boomerang1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#309star staff1
#145star stiletto1
#420star sword1
#67starchy crossbow1
#57starchy staff1
#69starchy sword1
#493stinkin' bindle1
🥈stinky cheese wheel1
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#41styrofoam crossbow1
#45styrofoam staff1
#90styrofoam sword1
#175suede shortsword1
#101sugar shank1
#79sugar shillelagh1
#104sugar shotgun1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#172sword of static1
#98tail o' nine cats1
#29teflon shield1
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#1442throwing wrench1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#33tortoboggan shield1
#2475toy ray gun1
#88turtle wax shield1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#53velcro broadsword1
#35velcro paddle ball1
#28velcro shield1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#8villainous scythe1
#51vinyl shield1
#896vorpal blade1
#582white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#88white whip1
#118wholeberd1
#512wicker shield1
#89wiffle-flail1
#567witty rapier1
#428wonderwall shield1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1

Wow, that's 322 items total!

what items are this player missing?