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| #840 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 3 |
| #664 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #771 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1333 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1118 | Angry Farmer candy | 27 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #149 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 15 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1448 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #149 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 4 |
| #164 | Crimboween memo | 52 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #507 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 5 |
| #146 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 42 |
| #173 | Knob Goblin visor | 42 |
| #300 | Ram's Face Lager | 100 |
| #750 | Yummy Tummy bean | 250 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #480 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #765 | anticheese | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #628 | asparagus knife | 6 |
| #298 | atomic vector plotter | 12 |
| #1308 | baconstone | 5 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #476 | bag of Cheat-Os | 12 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #245 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #88 | bartender-in-the-box | 4 |
| #622 | bat guano | 8 |
| #561 | bat wing | 12 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #688 | batgut | 14 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #474 | big rock | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #880 | blue pixel | 20 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #184 | blue striped oyster egg | 21 |
| #319 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 2 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #174 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 48 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #1136 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #555 | box | 13 |
| #3229 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #451 | boxed wine | 42 |
| #248 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1295 | brine | 2 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #802 | broken skull | 8 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #405 | bugbear beanie | 13 |
| #313 | bugbear bungguard | 17 |
| #533 | can of Binarrrca | 17 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1301 | candy cane | 25 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #509 | cardboard ore | 2 |
| #194 | cardboard wakizashi | 15 |
| #458 | casino pass | 5 |
| #605 | cast | 13 |
| #410 | catgut | 13 |
| #508 | chef's hat | 12 |
| #103 | chef-in-the-box | 4 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #822 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #530 | chorizo brownies | 2 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #292 | clown shoes | 10 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #393 | cocoa egg | 27 |
| #1148 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 2 |
| #778 | coconut shell | 13 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #744 | cog | 13 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #523 | corn holder | 1 |
| #632 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #66 | cottage | 12 |
| #710 | cranberries | 13 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #9 | dusty right humerus | 126 |
| #414 | eggnog | 42 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #249 | goat cheese pizza | 42 |
| #338 | gob of wet hair | 42 |
| #408 | hill of beans | 42 |
| #662 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #196 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 42 |
| #635 | penguin skin | 42 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #622 | scrumptious reagent | 42 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #956 | super-spiky hair gel | 14 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #14 | wiffle-flail | 18 |
| #661 | yeti fur | 100 |