| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #10 | Ent cider | 3,762 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #907 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1824 | box of sunshine | 82 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #370 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #869 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1184 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #97 | potted cactus | 501 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #351 | seal-clubbing club | 101 |
| #1524 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1120 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #813 | tomato | 10 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1463 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #852 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |