| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #10 | Ent cider | 3,762 |
| #612 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #633 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4252 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #906 | bottle of tequila | 8 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1829 | box of sunshine | 82 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #372 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3287 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #870 | drywall axe | 11 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #2197 | grue egg | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| #340 | linoleum sword | 2 |
| #536 | martini | 2 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #804 | pool cue | 3 |
| #97 | potted cactus | 501 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #3639 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3664 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1525 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #353 | seal-clubbing club | 101 |
| #1525 | shiny ring | 10 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1377 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6242 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #813 | tomato | 10 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1460 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #850 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |