| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #279 | Chroner | 151 |
| #440 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #565 | banana peel | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #58 | blue glowstick | 20 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #214 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 256 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #159 | goat cheese | 215 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #120 | radium-flavored potato chips | 557 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1197 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #12 | skeleton bone | 14,946 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2598 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2907 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3126 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #3428 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4055 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3076 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3091 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3887 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2380 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #110 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 525 |
| #1777 | yellow snowcone | 3 |