| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #54 | chocolate box | 2 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1417 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #162 | portable corkscrew | 34 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #184 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 5 |
| #496 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #688 | string of green beads | 18 |
| #739 | string of red beads | 16 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #428 | t8r tots | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #7 | tires | 10,000 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |