| 🥇 | Acqua Del Piatto Merlot | 4 |
| 🥈 | Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet | 3 |
| 🥈 | Beignet Milgranet | 557 |
| #4 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 29,318 |
| 🥇 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 428 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | Centauri fish wine | 110 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #278 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 7 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #67 | DNOTC Box | 5 |
| #21 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 10 |
| #5 | Doc's Limbering Wine | 103 |
| #5 | Doc's Medical-Grade Wine | 85 |
| #21 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 7 |
| #4 | Doc's Special Reserve Wine | 27 |
| 🥇 | En Una Fila Tequila | 42 |
| 🥇 | Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel | 3 |
| 🥇 | Fromage Pinotage | 410 |
| #7 | Gnomish sagngria | 27 |
| 🥈 | Grimacite Bock | 27 |
| 🥇 | Jungle Juice | 405 |
| #6 | Lumineux Limnio | 196 |
| #7 | Mad Train wine | 75,608 |
| 🥈 | Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir | 4 |
| 🥇 | Morto Moreto | 640 |
| 🥉 | Muschat | 170 |
| 🥇 | N. O. Beer | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| 🥈 | Otorian Battle Scar | 7 |
| #4 | Psychotic Train wine | 8,456 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Ralph IX cognac | 30 |
| #9 | Sacramento wine | 1,635 |
| #5 | Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne | 2 |
| 🥇 | Supernova Champagne | 76,893 |
| #5 | Temps Tempranillo | 175 |
| 🥉 | Uovo Marcio Shiraz | 3 |
| #9 | VYKEA mead | 89 |
| 🥈 | Ye Olde Meade | 6,145 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| 🥈 | beavermouth | 2,040 |
| 🥉 | bilge wine | 38,952 |
| 🥉 | blood-red mushroom wine | 42 |
| #4 | bottle of Evermore | 5,636 |
| 🥈 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 20,574 |
| 🥈 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 394 |
| 🥇 | bottle of realpagne | 2,387 |
| #8 | bottle of sea wine | 3,474 |
| 🥈 | boxed champagne | 11,842 |
| #5 | boxed wine | 133,337 |
| 🥈 | buzzing mushroom wine | 111 |
| 🥉 | canteen of wine | 1,799 |
| 🥇 | chakra-mental wine | 3,271 |
| #4 | complex mushroom wine | 28 |
| 🥇 | cool mushroom wine | 150 |
| 🥇 | cruelty-free wine | 15,047 |
| #6 | distilled fortified wine | 1,043 |
| 🥈 | divine champagne flute | 14,455 |
| 🥉 | divine champagne popper | 3,968 |
| 🥈 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 13,337 |
| #5 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13,337 |
| #4 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 13,337 |
| 🥉 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 13,337 |
| #4 | dusty bottle of Port | 13,337 |
| #5 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 10,078 |
| 🥉 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 31 |
| 🥉 | fine wine | 133,337 |
| 🥉 | flaming mushroom wine | 189 |
| 🥇 | flat mushroom wine | 219 |
| #7 | flute of flat champagne | 10,952 |
| 🥉 | gingerbread wine | 226 |
| 🥈 | glass of drippy wine | 416 |
| 🥉 | gloomy mushroom wine | 240 |
| 🥉 | grogpagne | 2,174 |
| 🥉 | ice wine | 38 |
| 🥉 | icy mushroom wine | 129 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #4 | knob mushroom wine | 179 |
| 🥈 | knoll mushroom wine | 206 |
| #4 | leftover Crimbo rations | 23 |
| 🥈 | magnum of fancy champagne | 108 |
| #4 | mentholated wine | 23 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #9 | nega-mushroom wine | 46 |
| #7 | oily mushroom wine | 112 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| 🥉 | overpowering mushroom wine | 46 |
| 🥇 | painting of a glass of wine | 7,687 |
| 🥇 | plum wine | 18,707 |
| 🥇 | pointy mushroom wine | 324 |
| #7 | present | 1 |
| 🥇 | raffle prize box | 338 |
| #4 | red red wine | 22,924 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| 🥈 | smooth mushroom wine | 147 |
| 🥈 | space wine | 1,010 |
| 🥈 | spooky mushroom wine | 434 |
| 🥇 | stinky mushroom wine | 241 |
| #4 | swirling mushroom wine | 43 |
| 🥈 | thistle wine | 12,772 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Boris | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 2 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #96 | warbear officer requisition box | 8 |
| 🥈 | wedge of gray cheese | 47 |
| #16 | white elephant gift | 8 |