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| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #18 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 319 |
| #195 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 54 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
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| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #416 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 17 |
| #1551 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #811 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 63 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1392 | Rock Pops | 26 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #608 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #354 | White Citadel burger | 3 |
| #284 | White Citadel fries | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
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| #23 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 36 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | beer cartilage | 14,192 |
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| #425 | candy brain | 7 |
| #16 | carob brownies | 38 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #402 | commemorative war stein | 38 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #735 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #828 | hill of beans | 3 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
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| #58 | potted cactus | 1,338 |
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| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
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| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1668 | stuffed Meat | 19 |
| #342 | stuffed alien blob | 18 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #909 | stuffed gray blob | 22 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1397 | stuffed key | 24 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1712 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2009 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1767 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #10 | three-tiered wedding cake | 115 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #2433 | toast | 37 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #982 | unstable DNA | 40 |
| #1030 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #695 | white chocolate chips | 5 |
| #781 | white lightning | 5 |
| #204 | white pixel | 215 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |