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| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #18 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 319 |
| #195 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 54 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #417 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 17 |
| #1554 | Mad Train wine | 3 |
| #809 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 63 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1390 | Rock Pops | 26 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #606 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 2 |
| #356 | White Citadel burger | 3 |
| #288 | White Citadel fries | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #23 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 36 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | beer cartilage | 14,192 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #910 | boxed wine | 7 |
| #427 | candy brain | 7 |
| #16 | carob brownies | 38 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #405 | commemorative war stein | 38 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #74 | goat cheese taco | 10 |
| #736 | herb brownies | 10 |
| #829 | hill of beans | 3 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #1401 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1216 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #35 | muculent machete | 4 |
| #58 | potted cactus | 1,338 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2228 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 9 |
| #3939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #1674 | stuffed Meat | 19 |
| #342 | stuffed alien blob | 18 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #3097 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #908 | stuffed gray blob | 22 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1402 | stuffed key | 24 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2005 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1719 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4146 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2010 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1965 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1770 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #10 | three-tiered wedding cake | 115 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #2439 | toast | 37 |
| #625 | twitching claw | 8 |
| #980 | unstable DNA | 40 |
| #1028 | wad of dough | 2 |
| #693 | white chocolate chips | 5 |
| #781 | white lightning | 5 |
| #206 | white pixel | 215 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |