| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1065 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #133 | baggie of powdered sugar | 229 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #210 | crappy brain | 10 |
| #258 | good brain | 43 |
| #489 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 5 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |