| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #288 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1073 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #133 | baggie of powdered sugar | 229 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #212 | crappy brain | 10 |
| #259 | good brain | 43 |
| #488 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 5 |
| #1342 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4231 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4545 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2504 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4502 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6204 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |