| #440 | Amulet of Yendor | 49 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #638 | brick | 57 |
| #601 | clown hammer | 45 |
| #772 | defective skull | 21 |
| #445 | disco ball | 78 |
| #357 | disco mask | 100 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #792 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 30 |
| #832 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #510 | helmet turtle | 76 |
| #683 | jazz soap | 40 |
| #1153 | joybuzzer | 14 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #825 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 30 |
| #296 | mariachi pants | 70 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #318 | pasta spoon | 91 |
| #614 | penguin skin | 46 |
| #704 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #505 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 60 |
| #445 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #354 | ravioli hat | 78 |
| #557 | rubber emo roe | 57 |
| #536 | saucepan | 73 |
| #609 | scroll of pasta summoning | 16 |
| #312 | seal tooth | 48 |
| #462 | seal-clubbing club | 68 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #372 | turtle totem | 106 |
| #1224 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #750 | x-ray specs | 19 |
| #786 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #1065 | yeti fur | 23 |