| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #441 | Amulet of Yendor | 49 |
| #1264 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #724 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #639 | brick | 57 |
| #600 | clown hammer | 45 |
| #769 | defective skull | 21 |
| #450 | disco ball | 78 |
| #360 | disco mask | 100 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #791 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 30 |
| #829 | fake fake vomit | 32 |
| #515 | helmet turtle | 76 |
| #684 | jazz soap | 40 |
| #1152 | joybuzzer | 14 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #824 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 30 |
| #296 | mariachi pants | 70 |
| #678 | mood ring | 2 |
| #319 | pasta spoon | 91 |
| #615 | penguin skin | 46 |
| #702 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 30 |
| #504 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 60 |
| #446 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #358 | ravioli hat | 78 |
| #559 | rubber emo roe | 57 |
| #539 | saucepan | 73 |
| #609 | scroll of pasta summoning | 16 |
| #313 | seal tooth | 48 |
| #465 | seal-clubbing club | 68 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #375 | turtle totem | 106 |
| #1221 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #748 | x-ray specs | 19 |
| #783 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #1066 | yeti fur | 23 |
Wow, that's 1,487 items total!
what items are this player missing?