| #478 | Amulet of Yendor | 43 |
| #345 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 141 |
| #411 | bag of airline peanuts | 74 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #798 | brick | 43 |
| #370 | clown hammer | 81 |
| #476 | defective skull | 46 |
| #701 | encoder ring | 14 |
| #390 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 75 |
| #380 | fake fake vomit | 83 |
| #305 | fake hand | 89 |
| 🥉 | icy-hot katana | 1,921 |
| #391 | jazz soap | 75 |
| #475 | joybuzzer | 65 |
| #380 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 79 |
| #466 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 55 |
| #437 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 71 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #101 | pretty flower | 5,213 |
| #345 | rubber emo roe | 92 |
| #197 | stainless steel scarf | 14 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #229 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #93 | stainless steel solitaire | 16 |
| #249 | stainless steel suspenders | 14 |
| #465 | whoopie cushion | 71 |
| #436 | wind-up chattering teeth | 74 |
| #572 | x-ray specs | 32 |
| #416 | yellow snowcone | 84 |