| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1457 | bag of airline peanuts | 6 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #210 | bloody beer | 100 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1080 | bottle of gin | 3 |
| #803 | bottle of rum | 25 |
| #771 | bottle of tequila | 12 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1442 | clown hammer | 5 |
| #1013 | coconut shell | 5 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #775 | dry noodles | 15 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #1337 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 8 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1270 | fake hand | 8 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1415 | green beer | 4 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1033 | little paper umbrella | 5 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #255 | monkey wrench | 6 |
| #177 | papaya sling | 10 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #258 | sangria | 2 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #511 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #358 | strawberry daiquiri | 7 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #339 | tequila sunrise | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2852 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2491 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6157 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #1751 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |