| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #534 | Ram's Face Lager | 21 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #688 | bag of airline peanuts | 41 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1174 | brick | 22 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #427 | chaos butterfly | 412 |
| #843 | clown hammer | 27 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #943 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #643 | fake fake vomit | 49 |
| #765 | fake hand | 29 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #638 | ice-cold six-pack | 8 |
| #1049 | jazz soap | 17 |
| #672 | joybuzzer | 42 |
| #986 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1080 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #754 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 36 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #364 | plot hole | 339 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #778 | rubber emo roe | 36 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #799 | whoopie cushion | 36 |
| #764 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #726 | yellow snowcone | 44 |