| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #10 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3,156 |
| #717 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #2164 | badass belt | 24 |
| #148 | blue snowcone | 140 |
| #1949 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #158 | chrome staff | 4 |
| #220 | chrome sword | 4 |
| 🥈 | cool whip | 203,749 |
| #58 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #563 | drywall axe | 22 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #95 | enchanted brass knuckles | 2 |
| #30 | evil golden arch | 722 |
| #6 | evil golden arches | 2,018 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #657 | giant pinky ring | 22 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #202 | green snowcone | 104 |
| #1612 | grue egg | 15 |
| #98 | kickback cookbook | 6 |
| #344 | leather chaps | 7 |
| #531 | leather mask | 5 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #281 | piercing post | 8 |
| #169 | purple snowcone | 169 |
| #97 | red snowcone | 249 |
| #924 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #648 | thin black candle | 122 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |