| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1278 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #10 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 3,156 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #742 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #2163 | badass belt | 24 |
| #147 | blue snowcone | 140 |
| #1954 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #3451 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #158 | chrome staff | 4 |
| #222 | chrome sword | 4 |
| 🥈 | cool whip | 203,749 |
| #91 | dense meat stack | 38,098 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #100 | dry noodles | 2,000 |
| #563 | drywall axe | 22 |
| #2348 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #95 | enchanted brass knuckles | 2 |
| #30 | evil golden arch | 722 |
| #6 | evil golden arches | 2,018 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #790 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #658 | giant pinky ring | 22 |
| #512 | goat cheese pizza | 9 |
| #200 | green snowcone | 104 |
| #1614 | grue egg | 15 |
| #3243 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #99 | kickback cookbook | 6 |
| #346 | leather chaps | 7 |
| #533 | leather mask | 5 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #316 | old sweatpants | 236 |
| #281 | piercing post | 8 |
| #170 | purple snowcone | 169 |
| #97 | red snowcone | 249 |
| #923 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1682 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #648 | thin black candle | 122 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |