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| #563 | Cloaca grenade | 26 |
| #789 | Cloaca-Cola | 27 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1074 | Crimboween memo | 10 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1382 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 14 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1172 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 35 |
| #1334 | Rock Pops | 28 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #693 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #839 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #481 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #590 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #299 | portable corkscrew | 22 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #712 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #772 | red plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #619 | yellow striped oyster egg | 4 |