| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 875 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #9 | Gygaxian Libram | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #15 | Senior Mints | 50,000 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| #16 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 50,000 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #250 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 2 |
| #115 | antique bottle opener | 9 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #86 | arse-a'fire elixir | 2 |
| #467 | asshat | 2 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #4 | bone abacus | 506 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #644 | easter egg balloon | 38 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | ghost pencil | 95 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #14 | halibut | 50 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #153 | little round pebble | 2 |
| #20 | meat st‰¿bing club | 250 |
| #22 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 25 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #6 | samurai turtle helmet | 22 |
| #4 | shin gourds | 22 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #9 | tiny plastic The Man | 666 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #14 | vinyl boots | 2 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |