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RankItemQuantity
#731Brimstone Chicken Sandwich4
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#573Crown of the Goblin King44
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#634Double Bacon Beelzeburger6
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#367Imp Ale519
#461Jumbo Dr. Lucifer15
#334Lord of the Flies-sized fries25
#1100Mr. Mediocrebar39
#1158Rock Pops37
#346Spam Witch sammich102
#392Trollhouse cookies94
#477White Citadel burger1
#430White Citadel fries1
#1211Yummy Tummy bean120
#540abominable snowcone17
#969baby killer bee7
#5461badass belt4
#1029balloon monkey1
#583beertini2
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#83carob brownies4
#249carob chunk cookies10
#376carob chunk noodles4
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#250chorizo brownies8
#60chorizo taco127
#9clockwork claws12
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#113dark potion168
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#125effervescent potion148
#136fizzy potion146
#64ghuol egg quiche44
#268ghuol guolash36
#3897grue egg3
#321hot wing224
#728ice-cold Sir Schlitz88
#316ice-cold Willer155
#1300kneecapping stick4
#116milky potion156
#168mind flayer corpse113
#114murky potion169
#29redrum120
#236royal jelly66
#384salty slug3
#127smoky potion148
#280star starfish1
#333stuffing27
#126swirly potion153
#1620thin black candle1
#147three-tiered wedding cake5
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1694valuable trinket12
#78white Canadian56
#346white chocolate chip cookies9
#165white pixel289
#640white satin pants2
#748white snake skin5
#854white sword1
#127wooden block23

Wow, that's 3,623 items total!

what items are this player missing?