| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1173 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #179 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 77 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #94 | Mer-kin killscroll | 6 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #298 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 11 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #320 | awful poetry journal | 406 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #93 | dance card | 35 |
| #359 | disturbing fanfic | 400 |
| #450 | drab sonata | 7 |
| #423 | facsimile dictionary | 25 |
| #99 | heavy metal sonata | 7 |
| #210 | kickback cookbook | 3 |
| #298 | leaflet | 3 |
| #201 | library card | 2 |
| #623 | mafia aria | 31 |
| #76 | meatsmithing guide | 8 |
| #65 | penguin thesaurus | 75 |
| #106 | pirate pamphlet | 2 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #115 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 27 |
| #694 | scroll of drastic healing | 50 |
| #343 | scroll of pasta summoning | 41 |
| #206 | sensitive poetry journal | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #427 | star chart | 26 |
| #10 | sword of static | 140 |
| #87 | terrible poem | 18 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |